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West Broadway SOHO NYC: two black Escalades for a party of three young women. One Escalade is for the women the other Escalade is for their purchases. The Escalades creep down the street, double-park, and the women egress their Escalade and enter a store. After a time, a chauffeur enters the store as the women leave it. The second chauffeur gets them into their Escalade, offering an arm for balancing in stilettos. The first chauffeur then exits the store with bags and boxes and puts them into the cargo Escalade. Both Escalades creep down the street a few more doors and the process repeats.

See you at the drum circle …

THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN! TAKE TO THE STREETS UNDER PROTECTION OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS …

Amendment II

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Guitars, shall not be infringed.

Oh the (lack of) Humanity!

Are the people that feel that Sgt. Bergdahl should be tried and convicted of desertion really suggesting that after he spent five years as a POW in a Taliban prison (more like a steel box than any concept of a modern prison that you and I might conceive) he should then be thrown into a US military prison? Try & convict for desertion if you must, then sentence him to “time served”. Please remember he is still a US citizen and a human being, not a political football or a piece of trash.

Also: if he did go AWOL, remember he was 23 at the time. He made a bad decision then, he’s neither the first nor the last 23 year old to do so. These days we feel the human brain isn’t fully mature until age 25, with the part involved in decision making being the last to develop.

Life is like …

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’ll nom nom nom and burp.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’d prefer a dozen roses.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The inside of the lid tells you exactly what you’ll get.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The ingredients are listed on the bottom.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The horror … the horror.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Oh the humanity!

Life is like a box of chocolates.  We’re gonna need a bigger box.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’re diabetic and have nut allergies.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You get drafted and fight in the Vietnam War.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s half price after Valentine’s Day.

Life is like a box of chocolates. If you’re a dentist.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You’re trying to lose weight.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Indigenous peoples were exploited in its production.