Military Action Against Syria, summarized.

Kerry: for the children.
McCain: world war three please, thank you!
Obama: limited air strikes folks.
Boehner: I’ll vote yea, but you should vote nay.
Pelosi: ok, just this once, but be quick about it, I have to get up early tomorrow.
Rand Paul: let love rule! … or me in 2016.
Biden: kick ass, take names!!
Putin: gas attacks are ok if me and my friends use them, and only against terrorists or LGBT’s.
Assad: war huh, what is it good for…?
UN: zzzzzzzzz *rolls over*
Israel: silence (due to US ball-gag)
Iran: remember Iraq! (but not the part when they gassed us)
Syria: click here for cheap Viagra.
Britain: codswallop, but let’s not get arse over elbow.
France: FUCK YEAH BITCHES! YIPPIE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER!!